Today I Overheard...

Hailing a Cab Is No Picnic:

Dude #1: Man, this is hard.
Dude #2: So, do you use one hand or two?

Highway 16
La Crosse, Wisconsin

To Comment, I'd Really Need a Larger Sample:

Four-year-old girl looking at Michelangelo's David: Do you see the penis?
Nanny: Yes.
Four-year-old girl: I like the penis! Do you like the penis?
Nanny, turning around and walking away: There's no good way to answer this.

Florence
Italy

New York Apartments Are Too Damn Small:

Girl on phone: I mean, do you know how strange it feels to climb out of the bed of the guy you just hooked up with and then climb into bed with your brother?

Chinatown bus from New York City to Baltimore, Maryland

Or Should I Just Come on It?

Man whispering into cell: But honey, I didn't f**k her! I just came on her! ... Hey, you want that Polynesian sauce they got here, right?

Chick-fil-A, Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana


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