Football + Paris = H.O.T

Paris is such a beautiful city... would you agree Ms. Howell?

Big Hugs for Big Hair!
...Tally

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Little Britain

Seemed appropriate with Pride Season starting up!

***NSFW***

...Nixie

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A Shot of Chad White!

I am starting to tingle...all over!

...Nixie

Greatest Movie Line of All-Time?

This scene from 'Shark Attack 3' makes me moist... so wet!

...Nixie

Future Vodka Drinker: Part 2

The Vodka Lounge's Cocktail Special!

"Bling-Out"

2 shots... Absolut Vodka
2 shots... Lemon Juice
1 shot... Saffron Sugar Syrup
4 dashes... Cointreau
2 dashes... Orange Juice

Pour all liquids in ice filled
cocktail shaker, shake well
and pour into Martini glass!


Get out your best jewels out & drink up bitches!

Big Hugs for Big Hair!
...Tally

Bling-Bling Baby!

Check out 'Absolut Bling-Bling'! Gold Absolut Vodka bottle
available for the true professional vodka drinkers...like myself.

Check out Absolut Vodka...now!

...Tally

Dose of Chad White...Yummy!

I would love to be his biscuit...so I can soak up his gravy!

...Nixie

Andrew Christian Underwear: Lifeguard

I think I will go drown myself now...

Tally

Orlando Taken It Off!

"Orlando Bloom will reportedly take it all off in a revival
of David Storey's 1969 play In Celebration this summer
in the West End."

Said Bloom: "There's nothing wrong with a little bit of nudity.
I'm not sure I'll be getting all my bits and pieces out, though."















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Indy 500: Nixie's Pick

Dan Wheldon is my pick to win the 91st Indy 500!
The hottie from England won the race in 2005.

...Nixie

A Celebration of the Male Body & Spirit!

I am not sure what they are talking about, but I love
what they are wearing...lack of!

...Nixie

Grey's Anatomy Spin Off: 'Private Practice'

Grey's Anatomy spin off..."Private Practice" aired last Thursday,
featuring Kate Walsh, Taye Diggs & Tim Daly. The hottest scene
is 'Dell' played by Chris Lowell walking by in board shorts!

Niceeee!

...Nixie

Walmart Sells...Gay Porn, That's Hot!

A mother bought her 12 yr. old daughter a Microsoft Zune from
Wally World, and it was loaded with man on man orgy!

They took it back & got full refund ... who wouldn't love to buy
Zune or video Ipod loaded with gay porn?

Check out the video from the local news channel.

...Tally

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Andrew Christian Swimwear: Shower

I think I need to rinse off...now!

...Nixie

Future Vodka Drinker!

Isn't she precious?

Big Hugs for Big Hair!
...Tally

Attn: Baseball Fans!

Today the Milwaukee Brewers are
giving free rectal exams ... and fans
are receiving them.

From 7:00 am to 3:00 pm at Miller Park, the free, private, confidential screenings will take place in a mobile clinic vehicle near the TGI Friday's restaurant in the northeast corner of the ball park. No appointment is necessary. All participants who complete the screening will receive a voucher good for two tickets to a future Milwaukee Brewers home!

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The Vodka Lounge's Cocktail Special!

"High Maintenance Martini"

3 shots... Absolut Vanilla Vodka
2 shots... Stewart's Cherries n'
Creme Soda
1 Cherry

Pour all liquids in ice filled
cocktail shaker, shake well
and pour into Martini glass!


My favorite martini by far! Some say
it fits my personality.

Bitch please...Nixie

Chad White...Beautiful Name & Body!

The hotness that is...Chad White

See more of Chad here!

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Today I Overheard...

Hailing a Cab Is No Picnic:

Dude #1: Man, this is hard.
Dude #2: So, do you use one hand or two?

Highway 16
La Crosse, Wisconsin

To Comment, I'd Really Need a Larger Sample:

Four-year-old girl looking at Michelangelo's David: Do you see the penis?
Nanny: Yes.
Four-year-old girl: I like the penis! Do you like the penis?
Nanny, turning around and walking away: There's no good way to answer this.

Florence
Italy

New York Apartments Are Too Damn Small:

Girl on phone: I mean, do you know how strange it feels to climb out of the bed of the guy you just hooked up with and then climb into bed with your brother?

Chinatown bus from New York City to Baltimore, Maryland

Or Should I Just Come on It?

Man whispering into cell: But honey, I didn't f**k her! I just came on her! ... Hey, you want that Polynesian sauce they got here, right?

Chick-fil-A, Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana


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A Tip for Your Day!

When you & your lover are in the middle of some
lovin' and run out of 'love lube', just head to
the kitchen pantry for...Crisco, it's digestible!

...Nixie

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The Poodles '07 World Tour:

This is what happens when a flight attendant makes the
'Poodles' wait more than ten minutes after lift off to
get their cocktails. Don't piss off Neiman & Marcus or
they will leave a 'treasure' on your foot!

...Tally

The King Mixshow: May '07

'Feeling Me' by Therese is featured on this month's
The King Mixshow...features the Thomas Gold Mix!



'Never Again' by Kelly Clarkson is her first single released
off her new album. Featured is the Dave Aude Mix of 'Never Again'
and is on May's... The King Mixshow.

Tally's New Personal Trainer!

Ross Edgley is a fine piece of a man & now is
Tally's personal trainer! Ross is formally a water
polo player & swimmer in the UK, now a model & fitness
writer for several magazines...

Check out Ross Edgley!

That's hot...
Nixie