3 Shots of Vodka...

Nixie gives & Tally receives...

Nixie: Your view on illegal immigration?

Tally: Who would clean our houses & mow the lawn??

Nixie: Which summers are easier on your wig, Texas or Indy?

Tally: Texas summers are HELL...always needing to re-snap my wigs!

Nixie: What really matters in a marriage, size or weight?

Tally: Girrrl, weight! I can fake an orgasm, but I can't fake
suffocating to death when he falls asleep on top of me!

Big Hugs for Big Hair!