Dolce & Gabbana Ads!

These and other images from Dolce & Gabbana's Spring/Summer '07
ad campaign has raised some eyebrows by Spain's government &
others, but I think the ads will raise more pork swords than negative
opinions & objections!

...Nixie

My Jesse in Rehab!

Jesse Metcalfe has checked into rehab. Good luck hope you win!

3 Shots of Vodka...

Nixie gives & Tally receives...

Nixie: Your view on illegal immigration?

Tally: Who would clean our houses & mow the lawn??

Nixie: Which summers are easier on your wig, Texas or Indy?

Tally: Texas summers are HELL...always needing to re-snap my wigs!

Nixie: What really matters in a marriage, size or weight?

Tally: Girrrl, weight! I can fake an orgasm, but I can't fake
suffocating to death when he falls asleep on top of me!

Big Hugs for Big Hair!

The Tudors: Henry VIII

April 1st on Showtime...
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is
Henry VIII..that's hot!
He can king me!
-Nixie


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The Poodles '07 World Tour:

The Poodles(Neiman & Marcus)were in Vegas last week, and both
more than just finished off cocktails, but a hotel! The Stardust Hotel
& Casino didn't survive the Poodles "After Hours Party" so there was
no choice but to knock it down & start over. Just another casualty of
"The Poodles '07 World Tour"!

The Vodka Lounge's Cocktail Special!

'Absolutely Screwed!'

3 shots... Absolut Citron
1 shot... Orange Juice
1 shot... Triple Sec
Splash of Ginger Ale

Pour all liquids in ice filled
cocktail shaker, shake well
and pour into high ball!


After this cocktail & afternoon in Ms. Howell's hot tub,
Alice Pearl Walker looked & felt 'Absolutely Screwed!
Cheers! - Nixie

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Nixie's New Designer!

David Bromstad is HGTV (Hey Girl TV) winner of
'DesignStar' and his new show 'Color Splash' premiers
on HGTV this Monday night at 9pm.

David, you can color me nasty with your hotness!

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Momma Wacker Goes Off!

Here is the voice recording of Momma Wacker
going off on my step-daddy! She's my hero...

...Tally

Praise Your Ass, Sister!

What a great pick me up, when I feel fat in that
Valentino gown! Gaymen!

...Tally

Senator McCallister's Hot Brother!

Eric Winter is joining the cast of ABC's 'Brother' & Sisters',
this April, as Rob Lowe's (Senator Robert McCallister)
gay brother...I'm getting moist just thinking about!

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License to Make Me Moist

Bitches...just go out & buy it now, if not for the box cut trunks scene!

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Nixie's Gym Mate...

I ran into Jason at my local gym and
he was gracious to 'strike a pose' for
me after our yoga session! Just press
play & Jason comes out to play, yah baby!

...Nixie

Pink "V" Boutique

Manscaping needs... check out the new
'Philips Bodygroom' tool!

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New head wear for your evening affairs...
in NYC subways. Just 'gorg' isn't it!

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Get your limited edition 'Pork Sword Champ'
t-shirt, especially those who love to pork sword fight!

3 Shots of Vodka...

Nixie gives and Tally receives...

Nixie: If you threw your weave into the '08 Presidential Race,
what would be your platform & your slogan?

Tally: My platform would be vodka for all the people & my
slogan, "Big Hugs for Big Hair"!

Nixie: Vaseline or Jergens?

Tally: Jergens... I love the scent!

Nixie: Are you member of the 'Mile High Club'?

Tally: Nope, just the 'Mall Walkers of America Club'.

Big Hugs for Big Hair!