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ANOTHER ACT OF TERROR?

PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD -- Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.

Both books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.

... 531 more days until this dictatorship is over!