Attn: Baseball Fans!

Today the Milwaukee Brewers are
giving free rectal exams ... and fans
are receiving them.

From 7:00 am to 3:00 pm at Miller Park, the free, private, confidential screenings will take place in a mobile clinic vehicle near the TGI Friday's restaurant in the northeast corner of the ball park. No appointment is necessary. All participants who complete the screening will receive a voucher good for two tickets to a future Milwaukee Brewers home!

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